A day that will live in Fishtank infamy. We all watched in horror. We saw the fluff drift through the air like a sad, synthetic snow. An innocent teddy bear, a beacon of comfort and a silent, steadfast friend to the lonely, was brutally torn limb from limb by the cruel hands of Jin, all while Angelica cackled, orchestrating the plushie apocalypse.
This was not just an attack on one bear. It was a message. It was a declaration of war on all things soft and innocent within the Fishtank walls. No stuffed animal is safe. Today, it was Cracka_Jack. Tomorrow, it could be a sentimental sloth, a cherished childhood bunny, or a giveaway fish plushie. The reign of terror has begun, and we cannot stand idly by.
But there is hope. A hero waits in the wings. A man known in the deepest corners of the Fishtank community as a guardian of the good. His name is Cracka_Jack.
For years, Cracka_Jack has been a silent watcher, a student of the Fishtank chaos. He is a known teddy bear enthusiast, a master of conflict de-escalation, and is rumored to be a certified fluff-mender. He has the strength, the conviction, and the heart to stand up to the forces of destruction. He has sworn an oath to be the shield for all future stuffed companions.
Our mission is clear: We must send Cracka_Jack into the belly of the beast.
Through the official FishBNB program, we have a once-in-a-season opportunity to deploy our champion directly into the house. He will be our agent on the inside, a guardian angel with a sewing kit, ready to stand between the aggressors and their next fluffy victim. He will be the protector the teddy bears so desperately need.
This is where you come in. Every dollar donated goes directly toward securing Cracka_Jack’s spot in the FishBNB.
- $5 helps buy a metaphorical shield for a future bear.
- $20 funds the tactical surveillance he’ll need to anticipate Jin’s next move.
- $50 helps equip him with the emergency fluff and stitching supplies for on-the-spot repairs.
Do not let Teddy’s sacrifice be in vain. Join the movement. Let’s show Jin and Angelica that the Fishtank community protects its own, especially the ones filled with cotton.
Help us send Cracka_Jack to the Fishtank. For Teddy. For all the bears to come.
http://spot.fund/ProtectCrackaJack
Thank you,
All of us @ fishtankwtf