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Cracka_Jack (Fishtank Chatter)

Cracka_Jack is a notorious online persona and chatter who rose to infamy within the digital reality series Fishtank Live, particularly during Season 4. Best known for his cameo as a white Teddy bear gifted to Angelina, and antagonistic behavior in the Fishtank community chat, Cracka_Jack became both a meme and a menace among fans and contestants alike.

Background

Little is known about Cracka_Jack’s real identity. He first appeared in the Fishtank Live community chats during Season 2, quickly gaining a reputation for posting increasingly deranged theories, insulting other chatters, and inserting himself into ongoing contestant narratives as if he were part of the show. By Season 4, his presence had ballooned into a sort of cursed mascot status — a digital gremlin lurking in every comment thread.

Fishtank Season 4 Infamy

During Season 4, Cracka_Jack’s reputation spiraled into legend. He was:

  • Named as the white Teddy bear gifted to Angelina.

  • Responsible for initiating multiple conspiracies against contestants, including an unproven theory that Kal was a pussy.

  • Frequently beefed with another chatter named Funyung, leading to a week-long, thread-consuming meltdown now colloquially called The Salt War.

Despite his toxicity, Cracka_Jack’s commentary often mirrored the darker undercurrent of the Fishtank viewership: obsessed, ironic, and fully detached from the fourth wall.

Personality and Style

Cracka_Jack’s tone fluctuates wildly between nihilistic self-hate and egomaniacal delusion. His messages often contain:

  • Caps-locked screeds.

  • Esoteric references to lore that doesn’t exist.

  • Accusations of other chatters being “plants,” “pussies,” or “niggers.”

  • Spontaneous confessions, including one infamous post where he admitted to being addicted to snorting ketamine off a horse’s ass.

Legacy

Cracka_Jack has become a symbol of the Fishtank chatroom’s lawless spirit. Though universally hated and mocked, he is, in some dark way, respected for his unwavering commitment to the bit.

Some notable mentions include:

  • The sole fundraiser for Stream Stars Knocked Offline

  • The primary blog author for fishtank.wtf

  • Multiple fan-made edits where he is portrayed as both the villain and savior of the chat.

Trivia

  • Claims to be from “Ketamine Island,” though no such place exists.

  • Once livestreamed himself making self deprecating fat jokes.

  • Believes he was “shadow-selected” as an alternate contestant, though there is no record of him applying.

  • His catchphrase, “Kal is a pussy,” is permanently engrained in the Fishtank Live chat.

See Also

  • Funyung – His arch nemesis.

  • Aryeh (Fishtank 4) – Involved in the Cracka_Jack teddy bear incident.

  • Fishtank Live – The show that made him possible.

cracka_jack

Age: 35

Catchphrase: Kal is a pussy

Weight: Morbidly Obese

Clan: PUSSY